The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

[hairblues]

What length is your hair? As an older woman, what do you think of mom cuts? In Norway they're everywhere, it seems like as soon as women are past 30-35 they cut their hair short. I agree that super long hair doesn't look that good on (most) mature women, but medium length hair looks good on most, as long as you're not a grandma. Of course women have to do what they think looks best on them but I doubt their husbands love the mom cut.

Its long.
I will send you pic.

 

[g.i joey]

Speaking of gay sh*t, chatted up what I thought was a gorgeous girl last night, was a fair few beers deep, she agreed to get a hotel, even agreed to pay half.

Once in the hotel "she" whipped out a massive dick and said "I hope you don't mind that I have a dick baby".

Was horrified but nearly drunk enough to go ahead with it. But decided against it, if my mate found out r.i.p.

So my colombian screening process now requires me to ensure she's female amd not a prostitute. Seriously about half my tinder matches and half the girls you meet are escorts here. Have to look for b****s who are going to college.

This is exactly why I'm laying off the dating apps, I've had 3 situations now where I'm talking to what I thought was a "woman" and had to steer the convo in the direction of "there's many transgender people on here, they should at least make it clear in their profile".

hobestly, not cool that he/she waited all the way till you got to the room to tell you, that would've pissed me the f*** off.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

Speaking of gay sh*t, chatted up what I thought was a gorgeous girl last night, was a fair few beers deep, she agreed to get a hotel, even agreed to pay half.

Once in the hotel "she" whipped out a massive dick and said "I hope you don't mind that I have a dick baby".

Was horrified but nearly drunk enough to go ahead with it. But decided against it, if my mate found out r.i.p.

So my colombian screening process now requires me to ensure she's female amd not a prostitute. Seriously about half my tinder matches and half the girls you meet are escorts here. Have to look for b****s who are going to college.

A guy I know got tricked into going home with a tranny aswell. He got so mad he angry fucked the sh*t out of him.

 

[pjhair]

Its f*****g ogre if that guy cant get matches its hopeless for me I need to run weed game with some low tier low IQ nerdic sl*ts.

Even though I dont smoke ill have to fake it

You overplay the importance of Tinder. Many hotties that I knew in college are marrying guys who wouldn't even get a single match on Tinder. If Tinder doesn't work for you, find other mechanism to meet women.

 

[sunchyme1]

It's been over so many times I lost count.

hb you get rid of that dislike you just gave me or im having you banned!!

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

Sorry to hear about your injury, man. No matter what choices one makes, the grand scheme ruled by chaos will sometimes set you back no matter how thoughtful the choices were. We cannot control everything, and must rather do the best best with what is dealt to us. You are recovering well then, and that's good news!

Been lots of trying & failure over the years, but never steroids though. Not even creatinine. However, with the recent developments of 'long-lasting-gels' which maintains stable(higher) testosterone levels with little fluctuations over a period of several months with clever usage, I will not rule this out when getting older. For now, my testestorone levels are average(even a little below median in the west), and I can work with that.

Well, my routine is highly focused on the aestetic aspect (shoulders-to-hip ratio), duh (!) ;P Therefore I go heavy duty, low reps and once a week on legs and chest (avoid gyno aestetics), but to keep strenght. I work back, arms and shoulders two times a week, but with higher rep count (pump), to gain volume. Also, I have a day once a week in the gym, when I only do things that I really, really like and to socialize, just to keep(maintain) a positive association with the place. Good vibes and all, not just sweat.

As for the diet, I go with the proven(extensively studied) metodics. That's to get hold of the ''macros''. I get enough protein (2g per body weight in kg, sorry about the kilos), but should not be more than 50% of the total caloric intake. The rest of calories should be distributed with cirka even percentages when bulking, and with preference to carbs when cutting (calorie deficiency). Therefore a big cut in fat, and a little cut in carbs should do the trick to achieve calorie deficit. Protein remains same. Of outmost impostance is to find ones daily caloric maintanance, and to achieve good bulk/cut results, ones is therefore dependant on a pretty 'squared' diet to be able to keep track. I have a weekly shopping run, and a routine which does not take much of my time ( keeping good vibes and motivation).

The food?

Well, main protein is: Cottage cheese shake with zero sugar sweetness, and milk in the evening, 400g. Tastes like icecream. This is 60g of protein almost already. Morning: 6 eggs w/ wholegrains and sweeting pancake (tastes godly, who doesn't like pancakes?). And a nice dinner rich in groceries(must know how to prepare in order to taste well, but you will not struggle there xD) and meat. This will be different on different days, but I also eat salmon with greek yoghurt and broccoli etc.

Fat: Evening or pm atleast. This is my ''sugar to movies''. Fresh peanuts with shells on when I watch The Originals, The Walking Dead, GoT and so on Also the shells make me eat slower, and last longer.

Carbs: Sweet potato and regular potato, mostly.

This would be a very, very rough description of it. I'm all about routine for the most part though. Format is king for me. Variation, but always within structure^^ ...for the most part of my 24h. I have tweaked the routine and the diet with focus on maxing the looks in the picture of good'ol Adonis. Strenght and well being (health) come as bonus. If you would been interested in a detailed weekly decription of my ''routine'', I can send over pm ^^

You're a role model man.

 

[Dante92]

A guy I know got tricked into going home with a tranny aswell. He got so mad he angry fucked the sh*t out of him.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

And if you get angry with them for it, they might even accuse you of being "transphobe" and that crap. Seriously, I'm glad I have never even considered using apps. If that happened to me I'd be scarred for life.

Honestly man why would you be scarred?

Just decline having sex and move forward.

 

[Xander94]

You overplay the importance of Tinder. Many hotties that I knew in college are marrying guys who wouldn't even get a single match on Tinder. If Tinder doesn't work for you, find other mechanism to meet women.

I don't know who the f*** do these girls swipe right on

 

[sunchyme1]

Honestly man why would you be scarred?

Just decline having sex and move forward.

the poor guy scarred enough from his past sexual encounters

i dont blame him

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

I don't know who the f*** do these girls swipe right on

 

[Dante92]

A picture is indeed worth a thousand words and memes. Feelsbadman.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

You know up until now I never realized the point to having your baseball cap be backwards.

If it's backwards, like in that pic, you can flaunt your hairline.

If it's forward, you might just be a hat prisoner.

 

[Xander94]

 

[SmoothSailing]

I don't know who the f*** do these girls swipe right on

Some of my good looking friends have never even met a guy from tinder. I guess they just use it for validation but have no problem meeting guys outside of tinder so never bother with tinder meets.

 

[pjhair]

Speaking of gay sh*t, chatted up what I thought was a gorgeous girl last night, was a fair few beers deep, she agreed to get a hotel, even agreed to pay half.

Once in the hotel "she" whipped out a massive dick and said "I hope you don't mind that I have a dick baby".

Was horrified but nearly drunk enough to go ahead with it. But decided against it, if my mate found out r.i.p.

So my colombian screening process now requires me to ensure she's female amd not a prostitute. Seriously about half my tinder matches and half the girls you meet are escorts here. Have to look for b****s who are going to college.

The tranny was a horrible individual. He should have told he was a tranny at the beginning of your interaction. Waiting for you to get drunk and waiting until the last moment to reveal his dick makes me suspicious that his intention was to get you into a state where you can't think clearly. He wasted your time, money and opportunity to meet real women. Disgusting.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

The tranny was a horrible individual. He should have told he was a tranny at the beginning of your interaction. Waiting for you to get drunk and waiting until the last moment to reveal his dick makes me suspicious that his intention was to get you into a state where you can't think clearly. He wasted your time, money and opportunity to meet real women. Disgusting.

Agreed.

It's a form of rape in my opinion, as there isn't informed consent.

 

[EvilLocks]

Its long.
I will send you pic.

Please do

 

[Xander94]

The hypergamous w****s will not win I will ascend one way or another.

 

[pjhair]

I don't know who the f*** do these girls swipe right on

Many of them are there just for attention and fun with zero intentions of meeting anyone. Don't let it make you lose your self esteem. In college, I dated some really hot women. On Tinder, I don't get matched with women of even 1/10 th of their beauty. Had it not been for my real life experiences, my self esteem will be at the bottom.