The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

[Dante92]

f*** you!

LOL We're talking about average guys here, don't worry.

 

[CopeForLife]

Guess what I have as well?



Who knows, maybe you'll even look like me one day. You never can tell.

I don't mind to have a big nose with hair.

But without hair it's unbearable.

Also I need to have a bit fat on the face to let my nose look a bit smaller. (it's still huge)

 

[Xander94]

Wolf pack why are you here why are you insecure?

 

[CopeForLife]

Lol you creazy

lol what

I got this """advice""" from mother a few weeks ago when I got some weight (5kg or so).

She literally told:
"It''s better for you now with a bit fat on the face since when your face is thin there is only nose that can be seen."

can't embed a proper gif right here

 

[CopeForLife]

Since I am here, I feel like an average guy.
Thank you though

no you're not

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

lol what

I got this """advice""" from mother a few weeks ago when I got some weight (5kg or so).

She literally told:
"It''s better for you now with a bit fat on the face since when your face is thin there is only nose that can be seen."

can't embed a proper gif right here

My mother also told me that I had become too thin.

 

[CopeForLife]

I don't think it works like that... Your face just may have been more harmonious from the weight gain, but it is not directly linked to the nose IMO. Thin men with big nose are often kind of sexy. Obviously feel free to prove me your point via PM! ^^

NOT WITH BALDING

 

[EvilLocks]

Wolf pack why are you here why are you insecure?

Don't you know? Once you're a regular here there's no escape. His hair loss problem might be 'solved', but my guess is he's addicted to this forum just like the rest of us and he likes being here. Besides he's a moderator with responsibility to fulfill.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

Did you tell her "cope"?

What's the French word for cope?

Anyway no, I did not. I don't remember exactly what I said. My mother complains either way though. Nothing's ever just right. If I hadn't lost weight she'd be complaining that i need to lose weight.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

I would say "T'essayes de t-e rassurer?" (Are you trying to reassure yourself?).

I hear it from my friends when I try to cope (yes, even I cope).

What do you think @Pasbrillantebrunette ?

Oh, ok, I would have guessed soulager, but I think rassurer works better.

 

[JeanLucBB]

It seems I could get only the worse from genetics: pale skin ruined by acne, awful facial features and bone structure, big nose, incel beard, crooked teeth. LOL

Nothing that a hair transplant, nose job, beard transplant, braces and a bit of sun couldn't fix.

 

[hairblues]

It's not all about you, relax.

I was talking about how c4l usually refers to what baldness and ugliness mean for guys. I was not offending you or women or your rights or your ponytail, sorry if I didn't check my privilege. I'll play Diablo III only with female characters for a whole year to apologize.

Ha a real authentic apology would be wear a thong for a week.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

Nothing that a hair transplant, nose job, beard transplant, braces and a bit of sun couldn't fix.

~$30,000 can go a long way !

 

[EvilLocks]

Nothing that a hair transplant, nose job, beard transplant, braces and a bit of sun couldn't fix.

Do you think he's a millionaire?

 

[EvilLocks]

My best evidence to sue you for racism against cute woman! Don't even try to delete (your employer already received it btw!)

I can feel him typing "Old women can't be cute!" LOL

 

[Dante92]

I can feel him typing "Old women can't be cute!" LOL

I've been typing "sad frog meme rare french version"

 

[blackg]

.. sorry if I didn't check my privilege. I'll play Diablo III only with female characters for a whole year to apologize.

So you should.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

About women, some don't give out their digits before dates, they just make plans over the app. The purpose of that is probably to ghost more easily. In my experience nothing ever happens with those women.

 

[hairblues]

No influence in my opinion.

I didn't have the number of the vast majority of the girls I had sex with last year.

My girlfriend gave me her number at the end of our first date.

On the other hand, if you ask for her number and she refuses to give it to you: bad news, it's over.

Can't speak for all women but me personally I do give my number to the ones I want to meet and switch to texting because i get confused with the apps--this can be my old age though

One thing i learnt on the apps is NOT to make as many matches as I cant it's too much and I wind up talking to no one...I now limit it to a few a time and clean out my list. Try to focus on one at a time than multi chats.

Bumble by the way SOOOO much better than Tinder from my perspective. I would think for men too.
It just seems to waste less time.

 

[Xander94]

My best evidence to sue you for racism against cute woman! Don't even try to delete (your employer already received it btw!)

Pretty soon it's gonna be a crime punishable by death. Hopefully they wont come for us with pitchforks on our houses.

I'll be ready