The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

CaptainForehead

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Yep, my best friend is an exception: smart, master's degree, quite self-aware.

That said, he's Muslim, so if his religion says that dinosaurs are not real, that the earth is flat (yes) and that there are invisible demons everywhere, that's what he's going to believe.

Paleontologists are all phonies who pretend to study dinosaur bones, those 500 page papers? All fake.

And those mathematicians, astrophysicists, astronauts etc. during the Apollo missions? They were all pretending the whole time. We've never been to the moon.

My cousin has converted to Islam and now holds the same delusional beliefs.

Plenty of retarded things in the Bible as well.+

There are lots of Christian flat-earthers.
 

CopeForLife

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I never envied men or wanted to be a man.
I mean i can orgasm up to 20 times in a row if I put my energy into it--what man can do this?

Our orgasm is like 3-5 seconds. It's so pathetic considering amount of efforts we put into this. Both before intercourse and during it.
 

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I mean i can orgasm up to 20 times in a row if I put my energy into it--what man can do this?

I don't believe you. Can you shoot a video and post it to redtube or some site so that we can confirm the claim?
 

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I don't believe you. Can you shoot a video and post it to redtube or some site so that we can confirm the claim?

Do u really want to see how old woman puffs with blushed face and counts orgasms?

(not srs)
 

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LOL I was just going to post that you don't want an over 40 womans home masterbation video lol.

That's exactly what I prefer to avoid to see.
 

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Do u really want to see how old woman puffs with blushed face and counts orgasms?

(not srs)


Maybe not for slav women.

But hairblue is hot so hell yeah.

This woman is 50+

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I am not hot, I am attractive and have good skin aging/genetics (thankfully).

You should totally do a video hairblues. You needn't show your face.
 
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