What Would You Do If You Were A Nw6? (poll)

[yaushiping]

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Still not uglier than Dante.

 

[Exodus2011]

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[Exodus2011]

Looks depressingly like an old ex of mine. In answer to the NW6 question: there's no 'if', I'm already bald. I keep the sides buzzed short (about 3-7mm) and team them up with a stubbly Jason-Statham-esque beard. Short of rocking a wig, its the most aesthetic thing I can do - going clean shaven made me look like a cancer patient. So yeah, that's my reaction to baldness in terms of grooming. Emotionally, I'm generally pretty low. I'd say apathy is probably what best describes it, a state of numb indifference. About once or twice a week I'll get to experience some emotion - pure, unadulterated despair. Other than that nothing. #thelifeofannw6

this. i'm closest to stubble right now, i buzzed it to about a #6 and grew out my beard.

 

[Exodus2011]

@Xander94 's back

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[yaushiping]

this. i'm closest to stubble right now, i buzzed it to about a #6 and grew out my beard.

Yeah, there's not really anything else you can do (short of strapping on a rug of course). Emasculating and humiliating in equal measures. Are you a young guy? I'm in my early 20's myself. Doing okay materially. Good job lined up after I finish uni. But socially and romantically I am a mess. Literally (and I mean literally) no friends, truckloads of social anxiety and self-loathing (seen several therapists, none of them helped) and haven't been laid in almost 3 years. No real way out either. Baldness + other issues permeate into every aspect of my life.

 

[Exodus2011]

Yeah, there's not really anything else you can do (short of strapping on a rug of course). Emasculating and humiliating in equal measures. Are you a young guy? I'm in my early 20's myself. Doing okay materially. Good job lined up after I finish uni. But socially and romantically I am a mess. Literally (and I mean literally) no friends, truckloads of social anxiety and self-loathing (seen several therapists, none of them helped) and haven't been laid in almost 3 years. No real way out either. Baldness + other issues permeate into every aspect of my life.

The job thing is really good! thats what you need to focus on get that transplant money! only hope really

yes i am 23 (gonna turn 24 in a month) and norwoood 6. idk whether its a blessing or a curse that you have gotten laid. its like yeah at least you have had it but its gonna be a lot harder now so you know what you're missing. i'm a virgin so at least i don't know what i'm missing lol.

 

[yaushiping]

The job thing is really good! thats what you need to focus on get that transplant money! only hope really

yes i am 23 (gonna turn 24 in a month) and norwoood 6. idk whether its a blessing or a curse that you have gotten laid. its like yeah at least you have had it but its gonna be a lot harder now so you know what you're missing. i'm a virgin so at least i don't know what i'm missing lol.

Well, sex certainly isn't brilliant by right. From 1st hand experience, sleeping with a girl who is a) seriously unattractive or b) you're just otherwise incompatible with is really not all its cracked up to be. Give me my right hand over those trainwrecks any day of the week. A girl that is physically 7+ and you're also really into on the other hand... f*****g pink speed. Having (fleetingly) experienced the latter, it depresses me immensely that I'm never going to experience it again. Better to have never loved than to have loved and lost (by becoming an NW6 (lol)) in my opinion.

 

[Rudiger]

Well, sex certainly isn't brilliant by right. From 1st hand experience, sleeping with a girl who is a) seriously unattractive or b) you're just otherwise incompatible with is really not all its cracked up to be. Give me my right hand over those trainwrecks any day of the week. A girl that is physically 7+ and you're also really into on the other hand... f*****g pink speed. Having (fleetingly) experienced the latter, it depresses me immensely that I'm never going to experience it again. Better to have never loved than to have loved and lost (by becoming an NW6 (lol)) in my opinion.

Holy sh*t you banged/dated a girl similar to the one at the top of the page (and if she's not 9/10 then nothing is) and now, nothing. f***.

I'd still go lower than 7 if that's what I was confined too, I understand your stance but personally I'd rather f*** something than nothing.

Hygiene is still vital though, even a 9 can't get away with that sh*t.

And I just realised I'm writing to a banned man anyway.

 

[Exodus2011]

wait wtf why was he banned???? and yea ^^ i wouldnt mind a 5-6 but i have overwhelming anxiety talking to any under 30 non-related female at any given f*****g moment, even online. i need some serious therapy

 

[Rudiger]

just pretend you are talking to a penguin that can talk. I mean imagine, if a penguin could talk, wouldn't be fascinating to talk to it? You'd ask it all sorts of questions.
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This is the sweetest badass pick up artist technique I've ever heard.

Puh-puh-puh pick up some pussy.

 

[Dsport]

A jimmy buffet cap and a Levis denim or leather jacket works in any situation

You just gotta adjust to a non corporate job

Which is exactly how I live and it works, and I have a pretty Normal
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I date sixes which is fine.

No fat asses

Oh, and six women have great personalities

I wish i were hip enough to wear this:

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If I wore a hat like that then i'd like I was heading towards a nervous breakdown.

 

[ManinBlack]

I get it, it's reassuring to tell yourself that you're utterly fucked. Been there.

Full-blown NW6, failed FUE with a top surgeon, another failed FUE with a top surgeon, donor depleted, who's going to tick all these boxes?

Who is currently ticking all those boxes on this forum?

Anyway, the best solution is always more hair, even if you have to use pube grafts.

Then you add temporary SMP onto the pubes.

This poll needs more options, you need to think out of the box.

That would certainly look...different. I guess if you always wanted to have a Jewfro you would be in luck.

 

[Xander94]

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[Exodus2011]

@Xander94 your week long break is O G R E
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[Xander94]

@Xander94 your week long break is O G R E
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[Exodus2011]

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I wonder how pale their feet are

 

[Rudiger]

I get it, it's reassuring to tell yourself that you're utterly fucked. Been there.

Full-blown NW6, failed FUE with a top surgeon, another failed FUE with a top surgeon, donor depleted, who's going to tick all these boxes?

Who is currently ticking all those boxes on this forum?

Anyway, the best solution is always more hair, even if you have to use pube grafts.

Then you add temporary SMP onto the pubes.

This poll needs more options, you need to think out of the box.

sh*t man didn't even think of that, what about if you've got prominent *** hair? I'm thinking a nightly scalp mask of baby foreskin for diffuse hairs, some pubey touches up on the temples and frontal island, maybe *** and thigh hair to give density to the crown, but not implanted, just meshed in with the foreskin helmet and hope the stem cells bind it to the follicle.

I wonder how pale their feet are

Just walk up to them and ask bro, with confidence.

But ensure you save plenty of confidence for when the cops turn up.

 

[Exodus2011]

sh*t man didn't even think of that, what about if you've got prominent *** hair? I'm thinking a nightly scalp mask of baby foreskin for diffuse hairs, some pubey touches up on the temples and frontal island, maybe *** and thigh hair to give density to the crown, but not implanted, just meshed in with the foreskin helmet and hope the stem cells bind it to the follicle.



Just walk up to them and ask bro, with confidence.

But ensure you save plenty of confidence for when the cops turn up.

Id casually stroll by and video record their feet with camera glasses xD. Stealthcel

The incel james bond

 

[Rudiger]

Id casually stroll by and video record their feet with camera glasses xD. Stealthcel

The incel james bond

When macaroni's money thread makes us all loaded, this film is definitely getting kick-started.

 

[Rudiger]

And if you buzz them, they won't look curly, SMP look with real 3D hair.

We're laughing but I read once in a repair patient's thread that his surgeon used some pubic hair to fix him.

I know I moved on the joke but I was pretty sure your original comment had some sort of truth based on it.