The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

[Patrick_Bateman]

what's NT dude?

Neurotypical, non aspie.

 

[Dante92]

Neurotypical, non aspie.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

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Hot guys are top 10% (Slayer status).
Average guys are 20% (able to get LTRs if NT).
Invisible guys top 80%.
Disgusting guys bottom 20% (will turn heads out of morbid curiosity).

This theory is better rounded

I wish we had a full blown aspie on this forum to turn this into a chart

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

This theory is better rounder.

I wish we had a full blown aspie on this forum to turn this into a chart

You've never used Excel?

 

[CaptainForehead]

I tend to get along with boyz more easily. I suffered from other girls bonding against me mostly when I was in College... Never understood it! I have some Friends who are female now. The more I lose my hair and get ugly the better they like me. Weird ha .

Not at all. Girls don't like you because they can't compete with you. They hate knowing you could have their boyfriends. Anytime you want.

The dual situation does not exist in men. And this is because we know the women @Wolf Pack bangs would never be interested in us.

 

[Dante92]

Disgusting guys bottom 20% (will turn heads out of morbid curiosity).

 

[sunchyme1]

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dante dante dante

why wont you talk to me anymore??

im sad

 

[CaptainForehead]

dante dante dante

why wont you talk to me anymore??

im sad

He's moved on to @Pasbrillantebrunette

I'm sorry buddy.

It wasn't your fault.

 

[CaptainForehead]

I have always noticed tensions between girls, at school, at work. They are sneakier than men.

Women are basically competing for the top 20% of men.
That's why.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

You've never used Excel?

I actually have dyscalculia so I've always avoided making charts and graphs.

When I did a module on quantitative research at uni I actually paid someone to do the numbers for me. I did all the theories and designed and analysed the research but I had to hire someone to present the data into readable charts.

 

[Dante92]

He's moved on to @Pasbrillantebrunette

I'm sorry buddy.

It wasn't your fault.

Actually, it was. He didn't love me enough, it was all about sex, he would not even look at me while we made it.

 

[sunchyme1]

Actually, it was. He didn't love me enough, it was all about sex, he would not even look at me while we made it.

dante!

just say hi man!

thats all i want

just a hi

then i will leave alone for a week

 

[CaptainForehead]

Actually, it was. He didn't love me enough, it was all about sex, he would not even look at me while we made it.

There you have @sunchyme1.
Closure.

 

[sunchyme1]

There you have @sunchyme1.
Closure.

there will never be closure between me and dante

there is something special between us

i dunno what it is

but its there. i feel it

dante will remain in my heart forever

whether he chooses to acknowledge me or not

 

[CaptainForehead]

On my way to England, you mean.

Memes always on point. f*** yeah.

What are you doing with your apartment in Milan? Subletting?

 

[sunchyme1]

She fucked him in the *** without even a kiss and you are expecting "his"!!

lol wtf??????

 

[kj6723]

Don't forget they can also wear make up (I know we rate without it, but it still leaves an impact). Guys are "exposed" without anything to help them

5's living the lives of 8's

This is why I've been using castor oil on my eyelashes, and I just dyed them darker 2 days ago. I'm not f*****g around anymore

 

[sunchyme1]

5's living the lives of 8's

This is why I've been using castor oil on my eyelashes, and I just dyed them darker 2 days ago. I'm not f*****g around anymore

you have too much time on your hands man

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

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[kj6723]

you have too much time on your hands man

20 seconds every night to put caster oil on, and 15 minutes once a month to dye?

Yeah that's damn time consuming