The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

[Rudiger]

Natto, Japanese dish which is basically fermented beans (AKA old as f*** beans).

 

[Dench57]

unwashed pussy

 

[Rudiger]

unwashed pussy

It took a lot of strength to refrain from a pussy joke.

 

[Dench57]

It took a lot of strength to refrain from a pussy joke.

i had no such scruples

i'm only joking anyway, cleanliness is a necessity if I'm going downtown. i'm not Buckthorn for christ's sake.

 

[hairblues]

i'm only joking anyway, cleanliness is a necessity if I'm going downtown. i'm not Buckthorn for christ's sake.

I picture this said in a very refined English accent with a spot of tea.

@buckthorn that American barbarian lol

 

[Rudiger]

i had no such scruples

i'm only joking anyway, cleanliness is a necessity if I'm going downtown. i'm not Buckthorn for christ's sake.

What if you've already committed and she locks you in like a modified figure four chokehold?

 

[hairblues]

What if you've already committed and she locks you in like a modified figure four chokehold?

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Where did you get the photo of me and Guzman?

 

[Rudiger]

Where did you get the photo of me and Guzman?

Actually at your original "worst thing ever eaten" question my initial thought was "45 year old pussy" but then I thought- too soon...

 

[hairblues]

Actually at your original "worst thing ever eaten" question my initial thought was "45 year old pussy" but then I thought- too soon...

No, I am good. I am not thin skinned, there is a difference between teasing and someone trolling.

 

[pjhair]

Talking about food, from next week, I will be eating for 5 days and fasting for 2 days (weekend) to lose weight and combat aging.

I seem to have gained around 3 lbs in the last month and a half. Was traveling heavily so the diet was out of control and exercise was minimal. Time to shed the weight i have gained. I want my weight to eventually go up but not this way.

 

[Exodus2011]

What if you've already committed and she locks you in like a modified figure four chokehold?

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HNGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

Leg of lamb.

 

[Rudiger]

HNGGGGGGGGGGGG

TFW no smelly pussied gf to figure four leg lock me to submission

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

what would you guys rate this girl at?
@Pasbrillantebrunette @hairblues - you ladies are my expert raters so i hope you chime in
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Humble brag from macaroni showing off the hot women desperate to meet him

 

[Rudiger]

what would you guys rate this girl at?
@Pasbrillantebrunette @hairblues - you ladies are my expert raters so i hope you chime in
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Calculator shows her intelligence shines through, 9/10 from me.

 

[Medina]

what would you guys rate this girl at?
@Pasbrillantebrunette @hairblues - you ladies are my expert raters so i hope you chime in
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Horse faced. Not a fan of the horse face.

4/10

 

[Rudiger]

Maybe a bit long faced but I'd say that's harsh, she's definitely at least attractive. But she does have that Succubus Real Housewives vibe to her.

And she can suck MY bus.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

 

[Medina]

haha wow, everytime i post a girl she is horsefaced - i am starting to think i have a problem liking horse faced girls...

Haha some guys like it man but it's not for me. She has nice eyes tho

 

[Rudiger]

haha wow, everytime i post a girl she is horsefaced - i am starting to think i have a problem liking horse faced girls...

Why would that be a problem? It means you get to f*** women you find attractive but other men don't, that'd be incredible, like the film Shallow Hal.