The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

[hairblues]

I think most women would prefer amazing oral skills over a big dick.

Big dicks end up becoming more of an ego thing when it comes to anything over 6 inches.

Oral is fantastic but so is penetration with clit stimulation.

 

[hairblues]

Why did the big dick post of mine get a dislike?

Ask women yourself if 8 inches is any better than 7.

because they dont posses a vagina.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

@JohnsonDDG : MUH DONK IS TOO BIG!!!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

What an insult to people with real issues.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

@JohnsonDDG : MUH DONK IS TOO BIG!!!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
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What an insult to people with real issues.

I've never complained about my dick - not even once - I said a big dick is overrated.

Its the other men on these boards who keep bringing up dicks.

 

[EvilLocks]

@EvilLocks share your pic so that we can verify Caps' statement.

I'm not posting my pics on this forum, sorry. But I can describe what I look like, if that helps:
Dark brown hair (piece), light green eyes, pale skin, full lips, freckles on the nose, big boobs and otherwise slim build, 5'7.

 

[EvilLocks]

But how pale are your feet? @Exodus2011

 

[pjhair]

But I can describe what I look like, if that helps:
Dark brown hair (piece), light green eyes, pale skin, full lips, freckles on the nose, big boobs and otherwise slim build, 5'7.

 

[CaptainForehead]

So the ranking so far according to dick size is following:

1 - @JohnsonDDG ( 8 inches)
2 - @Rudiger (7.75 inches)
3 - @Dante92 (7 inches)

Johnson wins.

Also add @WhitePolarBear to the list (another 7 incher).

One of his GF's was actually so taken with his penis that she wanted to share a picture of it with her friends.

 

[hairblues]

You guys are a little dick obsessed.

 

[CaptainForehead]

@EvilLocks share your pic so that we can verify Caps' statement.

@EvilLocks has a type which isn't so my type.

As a result whenever I see her posting these pics, I always think "but @EvilLocks is prettier than these women!"

 

[CaptainForehead]

little dick

 

[EvilLocks]

You guys are a little dick obsessed.

Guys usually are

 

[CaptainForehead]

No, she actually said she wanted to call her roommates (who just behind the door) to the bedroom to show them Polar bear Jr.

Her exacts words (she was American) were: "It looks nice, it's good size..." while moving it around and then "I should show my friends! Come! Come! You have to see this, he has such a nice penis!"

Ah good memories, she cried so much when she had to go back to America.

I know.

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Goddamn!
You blessed sonofabitch!

 

[EvilLocks]

No, she actually said she wanted to call her roommates (who just behind the door) to the bedroom to show them Polar bear Jr.

Her exacts words (she was American) were: "It looks nice, it's good size..." while moving it around and then "I should show my friends! Come! Come! You have to see this, he has such a nice penis!"

Ah good memories, she cried so much when she had to go back to America.

I know.

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Hahah! This post will trigger a few members

 

[CaptainForehead]

Hahah! This post will trigger a few members

@Pasbrillantebrunette will want a picture of it for sure.

 

[EvilLocks]

Is my avatar your type, Captain? I find her SO beautiful! And DON'T say I'm prettier, I won't believe you

 

[CaptainForehead]

Is my avatar your type, Captain? I find her SO beautiful! And DON'T say I'm prettier, I won't believe you

She has white hair, and the whole do looks off, like a zombie. Looking only at that pic, there is no comparison, you look far better.


My type:

 

[EvilLocks]

She has white hair, and the whole do looks off, like a zombie. Looking only at that pic, there is no comparison, you look far better.


My type:

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I see you're into redheads

 

[CaptainForehead]

I see you're into redheads

 

[pjhair]

She has white hair, and the whole do looks off, like a zombie. Looking only at that pic, there is no comparison, you look far better.


My type:

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No blondes? Pjhair disapproves.