You are in denial. You Do have a Body Image Problem and it's your hair. You don't like how it looks on you. Ironically you changed your avatar to show your physique which makes me think now you might be trolling us after all or just fishing for more self validation that you are "hot". You already got that validation from some of our female posters.
You obviously need mental help and I don't think anyone here has the power to change you. I suffer from BDD and I know what its like to hate the way you look in the mirror even if people say you are handsome. However, I don't let it control my life like you do. I have "mental scars" from my past but it never prevented me from getting a higher education and being financially successful. I learned to take the focus off of me and focus on things that made me feel some self worth based on how much better I made others feel.
You are very lucky. You have a good head shape that you can still get a transplant or wear a wig and you don't have to worry about looking bad with a shaved head. You are 6ft 2 so you say. Most women love tall guys. Your physique is great. You spent alot time improving your physique for what? You don't even go out to show it off. I would be going to public places with my shirt off if I had a body like yours. Or be proud to go to the gym with tank tops and shorts. Look at Fred, he was worse off than you and he is slaying women left and right. He does not have a body like yours either. He does not have chiseled jaw like you either. If any one can help you, it would be Fred.
You live in Canada and have Hasson and Wong and Rahal in your "neighborhood". How lucky can you get. Go for a consultation and see what they can do for you. If you don't have the money, ( you don't leave the house so I don't know how you make money) than get out there and make some. If Shook is willing, let him give you some of his insight and advice and follow his lead. He lives in your neck of he woods too.
If you are trolling us, you are doing a pretty good job because people like me are falling for it "hook, line and sinker". However, since I felt like you did when I was younger, I know it is possible.